Monday, July 23, 2012

Don't fart in the tent ~ Monday Musings


As I write this it is July 23, 2012 at 5:20am. I am a Colorado Native and therefore have been surrounded by the events that took place on Friday regarding the shooting in Aurora when a gun man took the lives of 12 innocent people. There is, as one friend put it, a six degrees of separation effect when you learn who was there and who was taken from us this day. Sometimes the degrees got smaller.

Unlike other tragedies that have happened in my adult life that I could shelter my children from, they watched this unfold around us. They have all the knowledge that we have and it affects them as well.

So this weekend we unplugged. The seven of us headed to the beautiful mountains right outside our front door and let peace surround us.

This did not go without some protest from me. I am, after all, known as a princess by design. I don't care to not have a shower right away in the morning. Sleeping on the ground is not my style. I do not crouch in the woods and without my work...well I am lost.

Kenosha Pass
I went camping.

My husband, my dear and wonderful husband, purchased a portable "outhouse" for me. One crisis from the princess solved. There was a rule. I would get the truck, the 6 men (boys) could sleep in the tent. With fire bans throughout Colorado there was no additional heat and no hot food. But I am not so princess that I wouldn't have a sandwich.

As the day unfolded I watched the team work of my older sons learning to put up the new tent. Ten man tent...lots of room for you mom. I only nodded my head.  Not yet appealing.

My 7 year old weaved us a few tales, because he can tell them as tall as they come. Then he and one of my 9 year olds picked up a game of pine cone baseball. That was a precious sight.

At some point the 12 year old was ten feet in a tree, yeah, I got a bit leery of that when the branches started to crack. Next came rock throwing down the hill.  All five of my boys jumped into that. How fun. Let's throw stuff, because you can't at home.

The view from camp
As the sun began to sink down over the mountains, our 100 degree temps from town quickly turned into 50s. With no fire to warm up it was head into the tent to warm up. I held out. I wanted stars above me and they were all in the tent trying to read by flashlight. Soon enough, looking at that ten man tent and all its chatter, I finally caved and entered the tent.

My fear of tents comes from camping in camp sites where people might drive over you or enter your tent. This was on private land and so secluded that you have to drive over other people's land just to get to it...no roads. Sigh...okay... I'll attempt to sleep in the tent.

As it gets darker, and colder, the books begin to get stowed away. The little laughs begin to escape everyone, and the atmosphere gets silly.  It was almost like a slumber party.  Of course every good slumber party in a tent is ruined by the line, "who farted?"

Pine cone baseball
Between the grunts, the screams, the finger pointing, and the smell, then come the rules. "You can't fart in the tent.  That's the rule."

This rule is understood by all the males in the tent, though perhaps not followed, understood. However, the princess mother in the corner is laughing until the tears have run down my face. no farting in the tent...that's the rule. Another round of laughter and as the night settles in and little ones begin to fall asleep the phrase runs though my head again. My husband begins to laugh, only because I'm laughing and it has caught on.  Three days later, now at 5:39am, I'm still laughing, no farting in the tent...that's the rule.

Though the line itself makes me laugh, I have to wonder, wouldn't society as a whole be a better place if we all understood there is no farting in the tent? There is no stinking up the air. Don't go making it hard to breath just because you can.

It's hard to accept what happened on Friday and the hysteria it caused and will cause for months-years to come. One person farted in the tent of humanity. If only they'd known the rule and followed it.

Remember to hug everyone you love today and take a moment to appreciate what is around you. It might be that the sun came up, your deadline has been met, or maybe you get to just throw a rock. But always remember don't fart in the tent...it's the rule!


Have a splendid day!
 Bernadette Marie






Thursday, July 19, 2012

Launch Day for M.O. Kenyan's SHADES OF SPRING!

It's launch day for another 5 Prince Publishing author, M.O. Kenyan! Join us for this special launch!  Leave a message here and you could win a $10 Amazon Gift Card! (Contest is sponsored by 5 Prince Publishing. The prize is a $10 gift card to Amazon and not transferable. Contest ends 7/19/2012 at 11:59:59pm MT)



Maxine tries to deal with her mother’s death in her own way. But when she finds old letters revealing her family’s past she finds herself creating a bond with someone else, not knowing how far their history goes.
Taylor is amused and infuriated with Marine, and no matter how hard he tries he can’t stay away from her. Now he finds himself being her main supporter, the only one she can lean on as she travels back to the past. And when the past is resolved they now have to think of their futures, while they concentrate on their present.




 Meet M.O. Kenyan

Twenty three year old Kenyan girl with a little world in her head. When you have so many voices in your head people may describe you as a schizophrenic, but in the literary world, I am a story teller dying to share with the world the many storied going on inside my head.
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Enjoy a sample of her new book:

Chapter 1

 “Yes, Maxine.” Maxine didn’t miss the hint of exasperation in the professor’s voice. When she had raised her hand in class, she had seen the professor roll his eyes before he forced a smile and called on her.  
“I think we should do African literature,” she began, almost bouncing off her seat. She saw the relieved expression on the professor’s face. It always bothered her when, each time she wanted to make a contribution, there was a look of dread on his face. Maxine looked around the room taking in her classmate’s expressions and, despite the frustration and anger she saw from most of them, she went on. “Especially books by authors who wrote during or about colonization in Africa.” She didn’t care what the professor or the rest of the class thought. She thought it was a brilliant idea.   
The resistance from the class didn’t take long. “Why?” her classmate Taylor yelled out from the back of the room. Maxine always felt like his voice was constantly at the back of her mind, always disapproving of her ideas or suggestions. There were times she thought Taylor’s voice was part of her subconscious.
“What do you mean by why?” Maxine slightly turned her head towards the back. She took in quick, short breaths as she prepared to defend her suggestion.
“Why should we?” Taylor went on, addressing the professor. “The books for this unit have already been chosen. I don’t think we should add another book just because she said so.”
“She has a name.” Maxine turned her body to face Taylor. Her eyes narrowed as she burned holes in his pale forehead with her acid gaze. “We can find the time,” she said through clenched teeth. Maxine turned back to face her professor. “As a student, I have the right to ask for more knowledge.” There was no way the professor could deny her the opportunity to learn.
“Get a private tutor. Some of us don’t have time to squeeze in more reading,” Taylor hissed out. Maxine could see the frustration on his face. He had reached his boiling point, but she kept on pushing.
“As an African American--”
Taylor cut in. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “No one focuses on that stuff anymore.”
“That’s why I suggested it. I think we should all remember that time.” Maxine’s voice was like that of a little girl trying to wheedle her father into a new pony, charming but unwavering because she wanted something and she wanted it badly. “We, as Literature students and as people of this world, should care. It is where our history begins.”
“Exactly! History!” Taylor made his way to the front of the class and stood beside the professor.
Maxine held on to the edge of her desk, her nails digging into the wood, and called on every single patient cell in her body. She wasn’t going to let Taylor beat her, not a chance. She needed to make an argument and a good one. With a smile on her face, she also made her way to the front of the class. “As Literature students, we also have to learn the African Literature way of writing.”
“I think we have learned enough about other types of writing,” Taylor smirked.
“I think the fact that you said that proves what an air-head you really are.”
Taylor turned to face Maxine. The anger in his glare displaced the warm humor in his usually kind, brown eyes. She could feel his gaze burn into her, but she refused to look away. She wasn’t going to be moved.
 “I have made my decision.” The professor stepped in between them, blocking any path they would have to each other. “Everyone pair up and find a short story by an African writer during the time period of colonization. Write a five-thousand word essay on the author and his style of writing. It is due after spring break. That way we can all get what we want in the shortest time period.”
Maxine cheered, sticking her tongue out at a very irritated Taylor.
The professor turned to her and Taylor, a smug smile crossing his lips. “The both of you will partner up.”
“No!” they shouted in unison.
“I can’t stand her,” Taylor bluntly said.
“He’s an idiot,” she spat back.
 The professor crossed his arms over his chest. “I don’t care. You don’t submit the report, you both fail. And let me warn you, I will be able to tell if it’s individual work.” He turned back to the class. “Everyone is dismissed.”
Taylor and Maxine got caught up in the rush as everyone made their way out of class. The other students shot murderous glares at them and muttered under their breaths.
“If looks could kill,” Taylor laughed, “you would be dead a hundred times by now.” Maxine gathered her books to her chest. She looked at Taylor or, rather, at his shirt. He was a little over 6’3”, which made it feel as if he towered over her. She slowly scanned up the red-checked shirt he wore over a white-t shirt until her eyes met his. “My neck is getting tired. What’s the plan?”
I think it would be better if we both just did our own thing.” He leaned down and whispered in her ear, his warm breath brushing her neck. “I’m too pretty to go to prison.”
“So, what you are saying is that I would live longer if we did this assignment separately.” She nodded, acknowledging that he certainly had the strength to follow through on his threat. She wasn’t completely sure he was kidding.
Taylor gave her a slow nod.
“Fine,” she barked. Maxine let her eyes drop slowly back to the front of his shirt. “I wouldn’t want to work with someone who dresses like a Back Street Boy with Mr. T hair.”
“It’s a Mohawk,” he said through clenched teeth.
“Then I suggest that you go get your money back.” She tugged at the bottom corner of his shirt, pushed back her shoulders and walked away.
“You can’t deny it,” he called after her and she glanced at him. “I look good.”
The smug look on his face told her he actually believed that.
Maxine stomped her feet hard on the marble floor. A temper tantrum is what her mother used to call it, but, to Maxine, it was her way of letting out the frustration. “I can’t stand that guy!” she muttered to herself as she headed home.

Maxine always battled with having to go back home. At the beginning of each morning, she had the energy to stand in front of the mirror and engineer the best cheerful face she could, but at the end of the day, she struggled with leaving school.
Maxine arrived at the only unweeded garden and overgrown lawn in the whole neighborhood. Their little house didn’t always look that way, but ever since her mother got sick, there was no one to weed the rose garden and no one to nag her father about painting the white picket fence. Things had changed and they were slowly getting worse. She stood before the front door, knowing very well that the white door held a different significance to her than to other daughters coming home from school. She looked over at the withered garden and decided that the flowers seemed to be adopting the same condition as her mother — death.
She wrapped her fingers around the door knob, took a deep breath, and then opened it. Before she stepped in, Maxine whispered a silent prayer for strength to the universe and the big guy above. One step at a time, a smile, a laugh, a prayer, and somehow she would be able to get through this day.
Maxine looked down the long hallway. In reality, it was not more than ten meters long, but every time she had to go to the guest room, which had been changed into the hospice, she felt like she was walking the yellow brick road. However, rather than leading to the Land of Oz, this one led her to the only feeling of love she knew.
Another step, a deep breath, and she opened the bedroom door. Maxine’s nostrils were attacked by the pungent smell of medication. The rhythmic beeping sound of the heart monitor connected to her mother reminded Maxine that she needed to put on a brave face.
“Hey, beautiful.” Maxine forced a smile as she noticed the exhausted expression on her mother’s face.
Lynne’s hair was shaggy, her toffee skin pale, and her lips cracked. Maxine saw the exhaustion on her mother’s ravaged face. Maxine’s father, Daniel, was cemented in the same spot he was always in, seated next to her mother’s death bed. Daniel had the same exhausted expression on his face, but on him the expression was permanently engraved in the creases around his eyes and mouth. Maxine always led with the games before she got down to the real issue. Maxine’s eyes quickly looked around her mother’s body and bed. There seemed to be more tubes and machines than there had been when she left in the morning.
Her father gave Maxine a quick glance and then his eyes returned to his wife. Daniel’s eyes seemed to hang out of their sockets. His wrinkled hand held onto his wife’s, securely but gently, as if the only way to keep her by his side was to never let go of her hand.
Maxine looked at the simplest form of love they had, and her heart broke. What would her father do when Lynne died? Daniel had tied his life to her mother’s in every single way humanly possible, and here was something that he couldn’t protect her from.
Maxine’s mother had been diagnosed with cancer two years ago. They thought that they had beaten it, but it had come back just before Christmas with the vengeance of a rabid demon, and it had its claws in her. No matter what they tried or how hard her father fought for every treatment known to man, it wasn’t letting go. Her mother had been discharged from the hospital two weeks prior and had been sent home to die in her own bed surrounded by her family.
Now Maxine was standing there witnessing the greatest love ever shared, knowing that it would soon come to a heart-wrenching end. She had prepared herself, she thought, for her mother’s death. She had also come to terms with the fact that her father would die soon after her mother. There was no way one could live without the other. Although her father called her ‘the greatest love of his life’, she knew that her mother was his only reason for living. Once Lynne died, he wouldn’t have any other reason to stick around.
Maxine sat at her mother’s feet. Lynne cupped Maxine’s cheek with her hand and smiled as much as her strength allowed. “You are the most beautiful girl ever,” she strained to say, and the words rattled like a stone in a tin can.
Hearing her mother sound so weak broke Maxine’s heart, but she hid her pain behind her smile. Maxine thought of asking her mother how she was feeling, but it didn’t seem that important. Asking only frustrated Lynne because she was always economical with the truth for the sake of the withering man at her side. Listening to her mother put up a brave front, and her father whimper every time she did, cut through Maxine. Daniel smoothed his fingers over the thin hand stuck with needles; it was a gesture that had become habitual. Maxine didn’t think her mother felt the discomfort of the IVs anymore, and let her father do it because it was the only way he felt useful.
“I have a boatload of assignments to do; I’ll come and sit with you in a couple of hours.” Maxine walked out of the room and a thought crossed her mind. Would this be the last time?
She made her way to her room and got on the Internet. She needed to figure out which book she and Taylor had to write their essays about. The sooner she did, the sooner they could split the responsibility and be done with the assignment, and each other, all together..

Buy Links (as always on launch day... some of them haven't come up yet, but we will add them as soon as they are available.)

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Interview with author Monique McDonnel


I'm very excited to have Monique McDonnel as my guest today!

What is your favorite thing about being a writer?
What I love about writing is that writing a character feels a lot like making a new friend. You spend a lot of time with them and you watch a part of their life unfold before you so it’s lots of fun. It’s also fun to write characters who say and do things you would never do yourself.

What genre(s) do you write?
I write contemporary chick lit and romantic comedy because it’s fun to write and I enjoy reading it.

Why do you think people should choose your books over another author?
Mr Right and Other Mongrels is a good fun read. It’s a perfect book to escape into and forget about life for a while. If you’ve never been to Australia it’s also a bit like taking a trip around Sydney, kind of like a little vacation in a book and who doesn’t like a vacation?

Do you write under more than one name? Why?
No just my name. I have considered writing my more pure romances (which my next release will be) under a different name but I’ve decided the marketing involved in that and all the keeping track would be overwhelming.

Are any of your characters based on real people or events?
The character of Justin in Mr Right and Other Mongrels is loosely based on a friend of mine. The similarity is more his energy and flamboyance than anything else. Teddy was inspired by a local TV personality but I haven’t met him so it’s very loose. I also named Teddy’s parents Joyce and Bob after a friend of mine’s parents who I always loved.


Where are you from?
I live in Sydney, Australia where Mr Right and Other Mongrels is set. Much of the book is set at Manly Beach which is about 5 minutes from where I live which was very handy for research. Living five minutes from the ocean means there are lots of places to clear my head when I’m struggling with my writing.


Please share with us your future projects and upcoming releases.
My second book Hearts Afire will be out in August for more information visit:
Twitter @MoniqueMcDonell



Blissfully happy in her own universe Allegra (Ally) Johnson is the sweet best friend everyone wants to have. Quietly and independently wealthy she runs a charming second-hand bookshop in beachside Manly. Heck, sometimes she even goes downstairs from her flat to run the shop in her Chinese silk pyjamas. It sounds like bliss. But is it enough?

When dog-phobic Allegra is rescued from an exuberant canine by the chivalrous Teddy Green, Australia’s hottest TV celebrity and garden make-over guru, her life begins to change. Dramatically!

Unaware of Teddy’s fame Allegra finds herself falling for him, despite her best attempts to resist his charm. Supported by her eccentric family and her fabulous gay friend Justin, Allegra embarks on an on-again off-again romance with Teddy, complicated by his jealous ex-girlfriend, fashionista Louisa and her own narcissistic hippy mother Moonbeam.

Will Ally be able to overcome her insecurities and find happiness with this possible Mr Right or will Teddy’s celebrity lifestyle prove to be too much? Mr Right and Other Mongrels is a light-hearted story about how one chance encounter can change your life.



Monday, July 9, 2012

Guest blogger Anne Underhill


My guest today is Anne Underhill. Anne loves to write, sing, and act. She is currently unpublished, but working on a book while concurrently writing poetry. She loves reading, and enjoys reading indie authors and exploring the world of indie publishing.

Find her on Twitter: @1I7M7IV6



Writing With Passion


Aristotle said the law must be free from passion. And its important the law is free from passion. Passion is powerful, and the emotions it unleashes can cloud judgement, create bias, and blind people from the truth. Which is really why all lawyers should be robots. But I digress. Nothing in this world is ever completely free from passion. It is in how and when it is unleashed, by which it carves its design.

Passion must be writing's most intimate bedfellow.  They must know one another and move together as if they were one body. If not, the unfolding chapters will not be pleasant ones. To begin, you need to believe what you're writing has a legitimate place in this world. If you don't, no one else will. In a world built on a system of rejection, its essential your belief is stout. There is no way to avoid rejection of some kind, so you need to find a way to conquer it. To be frank, rejection isn't really the problem here at all, rejection happens to all of us many times in our lives. It's the fear or rejection, and really, fear itself, that is the enemy. Fear is consuming, crippling, disabling, and can crush our spirits. Fear will swallow passion alive. Defeating fear takes a passion rooted within the soul.  You need to write about something that infuriates you, brings you to ecstatic joy, numb sorrow, or something that might nearly drive you mad. The topic isn't important, what's important is how pissed off, excited, sad or insane you become while you're writing about it. The key is having the passion be so alive that writing becomes like breathing. The words cascade like water off of Niagra. To write, is to be. 

"Writers block" is another way of saying "I have no passion right now."  If writers block begins to become a regular occurrence, its important to ask the question "is it the topic that's passionless or is it me?" Maybe that's harsh. Well, the world is harsh. Its also beautiful. You need to seek out what inspires you. Maybe turn on the news and watch five minutes. Odds are there will be something on to piss you the hell off. Good. Write. Get frustrated, angry, happy, sad, anything. What's important is finding something that burns a passion within you so bright the darkest night cannot douse the light. 


Enjoy some of Anne's poetry...

The temples we build for our cars
Living museums,
Bathed in moments of joy, anger, love and rage...
Seething with a twisted underbelly of oil, gas and combustion
Sometimes stealing moments forever...
Bright, shiny, new and perfect,
Until used,
Soiled with the grime of thousands before...
Clean again, the scars remain
What's inside?
Trash, filth, the black stamp of footprints
Engrained for life
Scrubbed a thousand times
The stench remains
Devalued, hackled and bought
At what price?
Worth, value, purpose.
None remains
Torn apart, sold, discarded
The temples we build for our cars. 

Cover Launch with Toni Aleo


Today is the cover launch for Toni Aleo's Empty Net, due out September 2012!
Enjoy a little taste of the Assassins Series book.




Date to be Published: 9/10/12

Synopsis: 

Definition of an Empty Net: 
When a team pulls the goalie for an extra attacker, desperately seeking a goal.
Audrey Parker was in a horrible place.
She hated her job, her sister was getting married and moving out, but worst of all, she was in love with a total jerk. No matter what she did, every guy she met hurt her. All she wanted was her happily ever after. Her Prince Charming. Her Lucas Brooks! She didn't know how to change her life but she knew she needed too. Feeling like she was about to hit rock bottom, Audrey wakes up next to Tate Odder.

Tate Odder had lost everything. After being brought up from the Assassins’ farm team, the Florida Rays to the Nashville Assassins, Tate hopes he’ll forget everything he has lost. He doesn’t. Each day gets harder to live in a place he doesn’t know. Even being the first rookie goalie to shut out an opposing team three times during the Lord Stanly Cup Finals, he still felt empty. With the loss of his parents and sister still heavy on his heart, Tate isn’t sure how to live like everything is okay.

But when he wakes up beside Audrey Parker, things start to change. She turns his life upside down with her kooky sense of humor and her bright clothing. She is intelligent and beautiful, and for once, he doesn’t feel empty.
Will Audrey be the person to fill the holes in Tate’s heart, making him whole again?
Or will another player ruin everything, leaving him feeling forever like an empty net?




Meet the Author:
 I am a wife, mother, and hopeless romantic.

I have been told I have anger issues, but I think it’s cause of my intense love for hockey!
I am the biggest Shea Weber fan ever, and can be found during hockey season with my nose pressed against the Bridgestone Arena’s glass, watching my Nashville Predators play!
When my nose isn’t pressed against the glass, I enjoy going to my husband and son’s hockey games, my daughters dance competition, hanging with my best friends, taking pictures, and reading the latest romance novel.
I love things that sparkle, I love the color pink, and did I mention I love hockey?
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